The PickUp Line Song

by Brandon Williams and Emma Bordelon

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Verse 1
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine
I know your legs are tired because you’ve been running through my mind
I just got my library card can I take your heart off the shelf?
Baby please please tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

If we had a garden, I'd put our tulips together.
When I’m without you I feel like Zac Brown, like I’m stuck in colder weather
Is it hot in here? nah girl its just you
I be the Shaggy to your Scooby Doo?

Chorus 1
If You Were Words on a Page, You'd Be FINE Print.”
Girl we go together like popcorn and junior mints
If Looks Could Kill, You'd Be a WMD
Are you a state underneath Kentucky cause you’re the only Ten I see

Verse 2
It’s like you dropkicked my heart, I’m gonna call you Bruce Lee
Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by all you do
My doctor gave me a prescription guess what it is? Vitamin U

When you’re around I feel like M. Night Shamalan, girl I see the signs
You can call me Katniss Everdeen I'll be your tribute anytime
For you I would lay down my pride and my prejudice, because you’ve bewitched me body and soul
I will be the Rose to your Jack except I'd would never let go

Chorus 2
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
Are you a dementor, 'cause you take my breath away
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Though the whole world might be frozen, our love is an open door!

Verse 3
Your eyes are like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes gonna be?
Baby call me elmer I want to stick to you like glue
do you have a band-aid? coz I scraped my knee falling for you!

So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
We need to go and see a priest…because us not being together is a sin
You remind me Austin Powers, because you are out of sight
Hi, my name is *blank*, but u can call me tonight. :D

Chorus 3
Just change my name to Paul, because I’ve seen the light
I wish I was your straight jacket so I could hold you really tight
There’s no way you can be muggle, cause girl you’re so magic
You and me we would never go out of style, we’re way too classic

Verse 4
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie adjacent to your curves
You must be a symphony because your voice is the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard
My watch is broken, can i have a bit of your time
Dang it…Dang it ..."You're So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line."

If you were a fruit then you’d be a cute cumber
I’m making you a jersey so I need your name and number
You be the rain and I’ll be the thunder
We’ll make lighting


released December 15, 2016
Brandon Williams and Emma Bordelon



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